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Size up your competition (Handicaps)

Can feel down in my plums. Getting a nice, bluish hue. Ready to take em down to the farmer's market.

When in doubt, whip it out.

I'd do anything to get a "leg up" on the competition..
Skitty bitty gervatzahhh!

If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!

It ain't gonna suck itself..

This fish isn't the only i caught this weekend.

For gods sake I'm a doctor, not a pool man!

Wine.. How classy people get shitfaced

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the baby maker.

It bends a little to the left

If you're not first, you'e last..

If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason.

Take Me To Bed, Or Lose Me Forever.

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing

I'm happier than a pig in shit right now.. WOoo wee!

I'm freaking out, MAN

I see you

Don't act like you're not impressed.

You Lose. Good Day, Sir.

I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

You can get a good look at a T-Bone....

Let's throw another shrimp on tha Barbie

Maybe it was Zeee Germans

Right Meow Mother Fuckers!

You got a dart in your neck.

Wicked Pissah!

Every day i wake up and piss excellence

The Picture says it all

Never forget to wash your balls

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Try choking down on the shaft

A Hurricane is brewing

Looking for a hole in one


Dolce & Gabbana hello!





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